Halannee

distraction:

get-nerdy:

mewtoot:

garrettgregg:

mewtoot:

for the longest time i thought shoes on a telephone wire was just people getting rid of their old shoes in a cool way

It’s not?…

no it means that someone sells drugs nearby

my life is a lie

there’s a whole line of shoes on the wire in the back of my school

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

Remember there was almost another twilight book but someone leaked it so Stephanie Meyer refused to finish and I’m 98% sure it was Robert Pattinson and god bless him

wannyy:

rid-e:

  • arrest me
  • teach me
  • cure me

DO SOMETHING.

If I had that teacher I swear to God I’d be a straight A student

ivysaw:

ivysaw:

I THINK MY MUM IS WATCHING PORN

never mind it’s game of thrones

nonabones:

genderfluidsirius:

no but kids from pureblood families going through embarrassing weaboo phases except they become obsessed with muggle pop culture

5th years carrying around pink razr phones from 2004 and awkwardly inserting “text speak” into daily conversations

11 year olds carrying plush carebears backpacks into transfiguration

everyone of them using outdated muggle slang incorrectly, making all of the muggleborns wince in pain

that is so fucking cute and hilarious

shubbro:

saviikdofron:

"Tumblr is a hate-free environment!"

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I HEARD THAT

sir-ryan-lancelot:

officialfrenchtoast:

modern day rebels

This makes me happy

WTF Google!  I understand that not everyone has the same religious views, so naturally not everyone celebrates Easter, but enough people celebrate it for you to at least put a damn egg at the bottom of the screen!  If freaking Yahoo can customized their logo for today so can you.  I remember last year you chose some freaking random ass person’s birthday to celebrate.  It has seriously been years since i’ve seen a freaking “happy Easter”, and i know cus i look ever flippin year on your freakin page!  This has really started to piss me off.